you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
I present…my Aspect analysis! I’ve come up with a ‘synonym’ for each Aspect. Much of this is backed up by own research into mythology, which the classpect system is explicitly based on. Hopefully some of you find it interesting/helpful!
I cite idioms a lot. That’s because I suck at explaining and I feel like they get my point across better. I blame Hussie and his ‘steal the spotlight’ comment in reference to Thief of Light, Vriska. For several of the Aspects, I’ve also cited/analyzed examples from canon.
1. This is long
2. The examples use my own definitions of classes (which haven’t already been defined in canon). I say this because because I define at least one class far differently from the vast majority of other theorists. The classes are:
Analysis begins after the break!
My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.
going to new places seeing different faces
exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like
the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare
GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.
No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut
A+ gif usage.
I just wish I could tell everyone who’s ever complained of being friendzoned: “Captain Kirk has something to tell you” and then sit them down and show them this scene.
that’s jade harley you dumbass
yer a wwizard harley
Jade Harley and the squiddles stone
Jade Harley and the chamber of ships
Jade Harley and the prisoner of alternia
Jade Harley and the goblet of riflekind
Jade Harley and the order of the sprites
Jade Harley and the low blood threshicutioner
Jade Harley and the deadly crosshairs